May 2013
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
2manytuesdays:
Have you ever felt like a comma in someone’s life? I know that’s weird to say but sometimes I feel like my only purpose in a persons life is to be a speed bump or a temporary distraction from their story. I don’t know, I just wish for once I could be a part of the story and not play such an insignificant role, you know? I don’t want to be the break between situations. I want to be...
“Nothing can wear you out like caring about people.”
– S.E. Hinton, That Was Then, This Is Now (via cinisterr)
officialdogblog:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
April 2013
otomuragakuya:
a sentence will always look like poetry
if you hit enter a lot
“I said never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The...”
– Iain S. Thomas, Intentional Dissonance (via pale-afternoon)
“I crave space. It charges my batteries. It helps me breathe. Being around people...”
– Katie Kacvinsky (via love-is-merely-a-dissident)
“You don’t have to be the kind of beautiful that everyone can agree on. If the...”
– Rainbow Rowell (via tha-real-her)
“I like you, but not too much. I don’t want to like anybody too much.”
– Sylvia Plath (via frankie-wolf)
“What if I told you 10 years from now your life would be exactly the same. Doubt...”
– Karen Salmansohn (via thatkindofwoman)
“You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...”
– Kathleen Hanna (via georgiawild)
Marathon
merelyamadness:
I left my house and was crying before I made it to my car.
Sometimes the world is so heavy all it takes is a few steps to feel winded.
Reasons To Be Happy:
Dead trees still stand and so can you.
You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.
“People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to...”
– Abraham Hicks (via piiss)
“It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world....”
– L.R.Knost (via 13thmoon)
cuntakinte:
An old man enters a confessional and proudly exclaims, “Father, I have to tell you what happened to me last night. I’m 90 years old, and I made love to two 18-year-old women for eight hours!”
The stern priest replies, “That is a sin. I will have to give you a penance.”
“Father, you can’t give me a penance.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m Jewish.”
The perplexed Father asks, “Then...
“I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.”
– John Steinbeck (via wethinkwedream)
figurants:
they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
it was the busta rhymes it was the worsta rhymes
chekhov:
You’re not special for reading the great gatsby we all went to high school
