MnM date night👯🎀💄💖💋
Throwback to when I actually looked cute
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
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i’d just like to point out that telling someone they’re too skinny and must “eat a burger and put some meat on those bones” is just as rude as telling someone they’re fat and must go on a diet
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A big shout out to sidewalks, thanks for keeping me off the streets
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N2N is about a family dealing with the loss of a family member and the emotional, mental, and even physical toll it takes on the family not aaron tveit pole dancing
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“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.
Omfg that’s so sick.
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I literally do nothing with my life except use social networking sites to make it look like I have an exciting life.
a gymnast walks into a bar
he gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances at a medal
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
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So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
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